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Badass Apothecary's Fruit Loops Lip Balm delivers a blast of nostalgic flavor while intensely moisturizing and nourishing dry, cracked lips. Tired of boring lip balms that don't actually work? This vegan formula, packed with shea butter and coconut oil, skips the lanolin and parabens for a guilt-free treat. If you crave a little adult humor with your self-care and demand seriously soft lips, ditch the bland and grab your Froot Loops Lip Balm now.
| Product Type | Lip Balm |
|---|---|
| Form | Solid |
| Primary Benefit | Moisturizes and nourishes lips |
| Key Ingredients | Vegan beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, cocoa butter |
| Free From | Lanolin, Saccharin, polyparabans, Phenyl Trimethicone |
| Key Features | Preservative and paraben-free |
| Dietary Info | Vegan |
| Usage | Consumable |
Your inner child wants Froot Loops. Your adult self needs soft, kissable lips. Get both with this Badass Apothecary Froot Loops Lip Balm! This isn't just any lip balm, honey. It's a Bitch Balm that brings back those cereal-munching memories while giving your pout some serious hydrating love.
Forget those sketchy ingredients! Our Badass Lip Butter is packed with nourishing ingredients designed to moisturize and soften your lips.
We use essential oils or flavoring oils to give you that authentic, flavorful Froot Loops experience, so you know it’s not artificial. Plus, it’s completely vegan, preservative and paraben-free, and proudly free from nasties like Lanolin, Saccharin, polyparabans, and Phenyl Trimethicone. Our playful name is just a cheeky nod to female empowerment and fun—no offense intended!
Transform dry lips into kissable, soft lips with a touch of nostalgic Badassery.
Our brand uses adult humor and some vulgar words to create a fun and edgy experience. "Bitch Balm" is a playful name and not intended to be derogatory or exclusive to any particular group. It's a lip balm for everyone who wants to moisturize and nourish their lips with a touch of humor.
The Fruit Loops lip balm has a sweet, citrusy scent and flavor reminiscent of the cereal. We achieve this using flavoring oils. The flavor is present but not overpowering, providing a pleasant experience.
While our lip balm is made with vegan beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, cocoa butter, essential oils or flavoring oils, the adult humor labeling might make it unsuitable for children. We advise parental discretion when purchasing for children.
Our Fruit Loops lip balm contains: vegan beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, cocoa butter, flavoring oils. It is free from Lanolin, Saccharin, polyparabans, and Phenyl Trimethicone.
Our lip balms contain beeswax, which is considered vegetarian but not vegan. Beeswax is a natural wax produced by honey bees.
The lifespan of your lip balm depends on how often you use it. With average daily use, one tube should last approximately 1-2 months. Storing it in a cool, dry place will also help extend its lifespan.
Our Fruit Loops lip balm gets its unique scent and flavor from flavoring oils designed to mimic the popular cereal.
At Black Bloxie, we are committed to delivering quality products while supporting sustainable practices and the artisans behind each item. This refund policy has been designed to ensure fairness for both our customers and our maker community.
We stand behind our delivery promises. If your order arrives by the estimated delivery date, shipping is completely free. Should your order arrive even one minute past the promised time, we will automatically waive your delivery fee.
We offer full refunds in the following circumstances:
Damaged or Defective Items: If you receive a product that is broken, damaged, or defective, we will cover all return shipping costs and provide either a full refund or store credit.
Incorrect Items Shipped: If we sent you the wrong product, we will promptly ship the correct item at no additional cost and reimburse any return shipping expenses.
Sustainability Discrepancies: If a product advertised as eco-friendly does not meet stated environmental standards, please notify us immediately. We will investigate and provide an appropriate resolution.
For change-of-mind returns or pre-orders that have already reached our warehouse, a small restocking fee may be deducted from your refund. This fee covers processing, inspection, and re-packaging costs. The deducted amount will be clearly communicated before you complete your return request.
To maintain our commitment to sustainability and support our artisan partners, the following items are not eligible for refund:
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