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Lip balm tubes with white labels, clear caps, and "GOAT POOP" text, with orange cocoa container background
Lip balm tubes with white labels, "Goat Poop" text, and goat illustration, Grubby Goat Soaps brand
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Lip balms white tubes with goat graphic and GrubbyGoatSoap text, clear cap on red fabric
Lip balm tubes with white labels, clear caps, and "GOAT POOP" text, with orange cocoa container background
Lip balm tubes with white labels, "Goat Poop" text, and goat illustration, Grubby Goat Soaps brand
Lip balm tubes with white labels, goat illustration, and Grubby Goat text on brown background

Natural Chocolate Goat Poop Lip Balm - GrubbyGoatSoap - Funny Goat Lover Gift -

Vendor: GrubbyGoatSoap
SKU: BB-F0C4B9DC-F91E
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Product details

GrubbyGoatSoap's Goat Poop Lip Balm is a natural beeswax and organic cocoa chocolate lip balm that delivers intense moisture and protection to heal dry, chapped lips. Tired of boring lip balms that don't work? This novelty balm, despite its humorous name, uses natural oils and locally sourced beeswax to soothe and nourish. Perfect for goat lovers, animal enthusiasts, or anyone seeking a funny and functional gift for stocking stuffers, fairs, or parties; switch to a balm that gets a laugh and gets the job done.

Product Specifications

Product Type: Lip balm
Form: Solid
Flavor: Chocolate
Key Ingredients: Natural oils, butters, beeswax
Intended Use: Moisturizing, protecting lips
Suitable For: Goat lovers, animal lovers, chocolate fanatics

Don't let the name fool you! Our GrubbyGoatSoap "Goat Poop" Lip Balm is pure, natural goodness for your lips, with a deliciously chocolatey twist that's sure to bring a smile. This novelty lip balm is crafted with natural oils, butters, and locally sourced beeswax, plus organic cocoa, to moisturize and protect dry, chapped lips.

Goat Poop Lip Balm: A Natural Chocolate Lip Balm for Dry Lips

This novelty lip balm is the perfect funny gift for Goat Lovers, Animal Lovers, kids, and Chocolate fanatics, making for unique stocking stuffers, Fair/4-H/FFA gifts, or delightful wedding favors. We use only phthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils for a truly caring experience.

  • Perfect funny gift for Goat Lovers
  • Great for Animal Lovers and kids
  • Ideal Chocolate fanatic gift
  • Unique stocking stuffers
  • Fair/4-H/FFA gifts
  • Delightful wedding favors

How to Care for Your Natural Beeswax Lip Balm

A note from our quirky artisan: Since our natural beeswax lip balm becomes soft in high heat, avoid leaving it in your pocket for long periods or storing it in a hot vehicle. If it softens, simply stand it upright in the fridge for about 30 minutes, and it'll return to its solid form!

Application and Safety Information

Apply liberally to dry, chapped lips as needed. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. DO NOT EAT.

Frequently Asked Questions About Goat Poop Lip Balm

Does the lip balm actually smell like goat poop?

No, our Goat Poop lip balm does not smell like actual goat poop! It's chocolate flavored using phthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils. The "goat poop" name is just for fun and novelty.

What are the full ingredients in this lip balm?

Our lip balm contains natural oils, butters, and locally sourced beeswax to moisturize and protect your lips. While we don't list every single ingredient here, we can assure you that we use high-quality components. The formulation is also made with phthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils for a pleasant scent.

Is this lip balm safe for children?

Our lip balm is made with natural ingredients, but it's for external use only and not meant to be eaten. Please supervise children while using it, and discontinue use if any irritation occurs. As with any new product, pregnant women and those with diagnosed medical conditions should consult a physician before use.

How should I store the lip balm to prevent it from melting?

To keep your lip balm solid, avoid storing it in warm places like your pocket for extended periods or in a hot car. If it does soften, simply stand it upright in the fridge for about 30 minutes to restore its original form. The natural beeswax in the balm can soften in high heat.

How big is the lip balm?

While exact dimensions may vary slightly, the lip balm comes in a standard tube size. This makes it perfect for carrying in your pocket or bag.

Is this lip balm cruelty-free?

We are committed to ethical practices, however, we don't have any official certifications to share at this time.

Is the chocolate flavor artificial or natural?

The chocolate flavor is achieved using phthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils. Please refer to the ingredients list on the product packaging for more details.

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