{"product_id":"goat-poop-lip-balm-gift-f0c4","title":"Natural Chocolate Goat Poop Lip Balm - GrubbyGoatSoap - Funny Goat Lover Gift -","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-hook\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrubbyGoatSoap's Goat Poop Lip Balm is a natural beeswax and organic cocoa chocolate lip balm that delivers intense moisture and protection to heal dry, chapped lips. Tired of boring lip balms that don't work? This novelty balm, despite its humorous name, uses natural oils and locally sourced beeswax to soothe and nourish. Perfect for goat lovers, animal enthusiasts, or anyone seeking a funny and functional gift for stocking stuffers, fairs, or parties; switch to a balm that gets a laugh and \u003cstrong\u003egets the job done\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"specs-table\"\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLip balm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eForm:\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSolid\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eChocolate\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eKey Ingredients:\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNatural oils, butters, beeswax\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eIntended Use:\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMoisturizing, protecting lips\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSuitable For:\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGoat lovers, animal lovers, chocolate fanatics\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't let the name fool you! Our \u003cstrong\u003eGrubbyGoatSoap\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Goat Poop\" \u003cstrong\u003eLip Balm\u003c\/strong\u003e is pure, natural goodness for your lips, with a deliciously chocolatey twist that's sure to bring a smile. This novelty lip balm is crafted with natural oils, butters, and locally sourced beeswax, plus organic cocoa, to moisturize and protect dry, chapped lips.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eGoat Poop Lip Balm: A Natural Chocolate Lip Balm for Dry Lips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis novelty lip balm is the perfect funny gift for Goat Lovers, Animal Lovers, kids, and Chocolate fanatics, making for unique stocking stuffers, Fair\/4-H\/FFA gifts, or delightful wedding favors. We use only \u003cstrong\u003ephthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils\u003c\/strong\u003e for a truly caring experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect funny gift for Goat Lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Animal Lovers and kids\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal Chocolate fanatic gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFair\/4-H\/FFA gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelightful wedding favors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHow to Care for Your Natural Beeswax Lip Balm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA note from our quirky artisan: Since our \u003cstrong\u003enatural beeswax lip balm\u003c\/strong\u003e becomes soft in high heat, avoid leaving it in your pocket for long periods or storing it in a hot vehicle. If it softens, simply stand it upright in the fridge for about 30 minutes, and it'll return to its solid form!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eApplication and Safety Information\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApply liberally to dry, chapped lips as needed. FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. DO NOT EAT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-section\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions About Goat Poop Lip Balm\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"faq-question\"\u003eDoes the lip balm actually smell like goat poop?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo, our Goat Poop lip balm does not smell like actual goat poop! It's chocolate flavored using phthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils. The \"goat poop\" name is just for fun and novelty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"faq-question\"\u003eWhat are the full ingredients in this lip balm?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur lip balm contains natural oils, butters, and locally sourced beeswax to moisturize and protect your lips. While we don't list every single ingredient here, we can assure you that we use high-quality components. The formulation is also made with phthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils for a pleasant scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"faq-question\"\u003eIs this lip balm safe for children?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur lip balm is made with natural ingredients, but it's for external use only and not meant to be eaten. Please supervise children while using it, and discontinue use if any irritation occurs. As with any new product, pregnant women and those with diagnosed medical conditions should consult a physician before use.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"faq-question\"\u003eHow should I store the lip balm to prevent it from melting?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo keep your lip balm solid, avoid storing it in warm places like your pocket for extended periods or in a hot car. If it does soften, simply stand it upright in the fridge for about 30 minutes to restore its original form. The natural beeswax in the balm can soften in high heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"faq-question\"\u003eHow big is the lip balm?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile exact dimensions may vary slightly, the lip balm comes in a standard tube size. This makes it perfect for carrying in your pocket or bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"faq-question\"\u003eIs this lip balm cruelty-free?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe are committed to ethical practices, however, we don't have any official certifications to share at this time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003csummary class=\"faq-question\"\u003eIs the chocolate flavor artificial or natural?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe chocolate flavor is achieved using phthalate and sulfate-free fragrance oils. 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