Wibi® Extreme Dry Skin Lotion - 16oz Three Pack

Once upon a time, in the golden age of skincare (1953, to be exact), a brilliant dermatologist named Dr. Jonas Benet created Wibi® Lotion—a miracle worker for the parched, the flaky, the "please don’t call me lizard boy" among us. Fast-forward decades later, and corporate shenanigans left this cult-favorite lotion discontinued, abandoned like a forgotten stepchild.

But here’s the twist: I refused to let it die. After years of rationing my last precious bottles, begging corporations for the formula (they said no—rude), and testing every "dupe" on the market (spoiler: they all failed), I did what any desperate skincare devotee would do—I made my own.

This isn’t just lotion. This is a three-pack lifeline for anyone who knows the agony of skin so dry it could double as sandpaper. My formula isn’t exactly the original (trade secrets are annoyingly secretive), but after years of tweaking, testing, and borderline mad-scientist experimentation, I’ve crafted something so close, even my dermatologist nodded approvingly.

PEGs you can trust:

Free of 1,4-dioxane and ethylene oxide—because your skin deserves better than questionable chemicals.

✔ You if:

Your skin flakes like a croissant, itches like a wool sweater in July, or has ever been compared to reptile scales.

✖ Not you if:

Your skin is "normal" or "slightly dry." This is extreme hydration for extreme needs—it’ll feel sticky if you don’t actually need it.

I made this to save my own sanity (and skin). But I’m sharing it because I know I’m not the only one who mourned Wibi’s disappearance. Try it. If it doesn’t work? Send it back—I’ll even cover shipping. No grudges, just gratitude for giving it a shot.

Three 16oz bottles of hope. For the desert-dry, the chronically itchy, and everyone who’s ever been left hanging on the dance floor. Welcome back to hydrated humanity.

P.S. If you remember the original Wibi? Let me know how this compares. I’m emotionally invested