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Humphrey's Handmade ZOMBIE FARTS Lip Balm delivers all-natural vanilla flavor and intense moisture to rescue dry, cracked lips. Tired of boring balms or worrying about harsh chemicals? This handcrafted, horror-themed lip balm, made with jojoba oil and mango butter, provides superior softening and protection. Upgrade to a fun, effective, and naturally delicious lip treatment today.
| Product Type | Lip Balm |
|---|---|
| Size | .15 oz / 4 g |
| Form | Solid |
| Scent | Vanilla |
| Ingredients | Jojoba oil, mango butter, beeswax |
| Key Ingredients | All natural ingredients |
| Benefit | Softens and protects lips |
Don't let your lips become a zombie wasteland! Humphrey's Handmade ZOMBIE FARTS lip balm will resurrect your pout with natural vanilla goodness. This handcrafted bee balm isn't just a quirky horror treat; it’s packed with hydrating, all-natural ingredients like jojoba oil, mango butter, and beeswax to give you seriously soft lips.
Yes, the name is playfully unique, but our .15 oz (4g) balm delivers real moisturizing power. We use only natural ingredients including caster oil and vitamin E, ensuring a gentle touch for your lips. It's the perfect unique gift or a fun treat for yourself, proving that even zombie farts can be wonderfully vanilla!
Our ZOMBIE FARTS lip balm is handcrafted with a focus on natural ingredients to provide optimal hydration and lip care:
This .15 oz (4g) lip balm offers several key benefits:
Don't worry, "Zombie Farts" is just a fun, quirky name! This lip balm is indeed vanilla scented. You'll enjoy the sweet and comforting aroma of vanilla, not anything related to zombies.
Apply ZOMBIE FARTS Lip Balm as needed throughout the day. It's especially helpful to use it when your lips feel dry or chapped, or before going outside in cold or windy weather. The natural ingredients will help keep your lips soft and protected.
Yes, ZOMBIE FARTS Lip Balm is cruelty-free. We never test our products on animals. You can feel good knowing that you're using a product that is both effective and ethically made.
The full list of ingredients in ZOMBIE FARTS Lip Balm is: Jojoba oil, mango butter, beeswax, caster oil, vitamin e and flavoring. All of our ingredients are all natural.
ZOMBIE FARTS Lip Balm is made with all-natural ingredients, but we recommend parental discretion when used by young children. Always supervise children when applying any lip balm.
We do not formulate this lip balm to be gluten-free. We recommend reviewing the full ingredient list to ensure it meets your specific needs.
The lifespan of one .15 oz tube of ZOMBIE FARTS Lip Balm depends on how frequently you use it. With average use, one tube typically lasts around 1-2 months.
At Black Bloxie, we are committed to delivering quality products while supporting sustainable practices and the artisans behind each item. This refund policy has been designed to ensure fairness for both our customers and our maker community.
We stand behind our delivery promises. If your order arrives by the estimated delivery date, shipping is completely free. Should your order arrive even one minute past the promised time, we will automatically waive your delivery fee.
We offer full refunds in the following circumstances:
Damaged or Defective Items: If you receive a product that is broken, damaged, or defective, we will cover all return shipping costs and provide either a full refund or store credit.
Incorrect Items Shipped: If we sent you the wrong product, we will promptly ship the correct item at no additional cost and reimburse any return shipping expenses.
Sustainability Discrepancies: If a product advertised as eco-friendly does not meet stated environmental standards, please notify us immediately. We will investigate and provide an appropriate resolution.
For change-of-mind returns or pre-orders that have already reached our warehouse, a small restocking fee may be deducted from your refund. This fee covers processing, inspection, and re-packaging costs. The deducted amount will be clearly communicated before you complete your return request.
To maintain our commitment to sustainability and support our artisan partners, the following items are not eligible for refund:
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